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Kill all sharks, so that our oceans are finally safe to swim in. Also, jellyfish.

Created by C.P. on July 20, 2013

Every summer, millions are afraid to go to the beach. This deprives small coastal towns and big cities alike of valuable tourist dollars. Why are people afraid to go near the ocean? Sharks. Let's do away with them. They have done nothing for us and even though some of the smaller ones are kind of cute, let's face it. With the way evolution works, they'll probably just evolve over time to take the place of their larger counterparts, possibly even developing into Megalodons to make up for the lack of great whites and tiger sharks.

Let us end the shark menace. Let us enjoy the ocean the way nature intended it- without being eaten.

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