We formally request that Kinder Eggs be allowed to be imported into the United States, despite the fact that there is a ~minimal~ choking hazard. We realize that there might be a small danger involved due to the small parts, but this is no different then several items that currently exist on the US market. Kinder Eggs, once evaluated, have caused little issue overseas when they were given to children, and, if parental supervision was present, would cause little issues in the US. Plus, we'd like the answer on that whole Death Star thing we got enough petitions for. Come on, we'd totally be rocking at the global air show with one.
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