Donald Trump is today's clearest threat to American society. His violent and xenophobic views towards refugees and immigrants are dangerous. His attitude towards women and GLBT people is deplorable. And the hot air emanating from his various orifices has been determined to be a leading cause of climate change.
In order to eliminate this threat to the American way of life, while simultaneously creating much needed jobs and advancing the U.S.A.'s long-neglected Space Program, I propose a simple solution: launching Donald Trump into space. He should then be left permanently in continuous orbit around the planet. There he can remain, in his own little world as he has always been, but without inconveniencing others who previously had to share the planet with him.



