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Launch Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton and Donald John Trump into orbit prior to the November 8, 2016 election.

Created by C.G. on July 17, 2016

Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (HDRC) and Donald John Trump (DJT) should be launched into orbit prior to the November 8, 2016 election. The federal government has the capacity to do this, in tandem with NASA resources and its connections with the Russian cosmonauts and Chinese astronauts ("háng tiān yuán" (航天员, "space navigating personnel"), as we have recently done launches from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan. Once they are in space, the world will be safe from any harm HDRC and DJT can do to us on Earth (significantly reduced potential for war and catastrophe), and they can be free to make fun times with each other in a space capsule where the People of Humanity will have entertainment and watch them remotely, until they burn up on re-entry.

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