Dear Obama administration,
As I'm sure you are aware the current leaks of celebrity nudes are creating a lot of *cough* good feelings amongst your citizens who frequent the internet.
We know you have all the spy capabilities to monitor whatever photos are taken on cell phones or uploaded to cloud storage and we urge the government to make Nikki Minaj's nudes available as soon as humanly possible.
We know they're out there, hell I bet Obama enjoys them on the low already. We consider it a matter of human rights to bless your citizens with the images in question.