We the people of the united states of america, view the kardashians as a threat to our civil liberties, and to our safety national defense. We urge the president to heed our warning and legalize abortion of Kardiashains up until the 150th trimester, so we can proceed with the abortion of Kim Kardashian.
That ass is a weapon of mass destruction, which she purchased from plastic surgeon Anwar Alha-im, a known affiliate of Al Quaeda. As a matter of utmost national security, it is imperative that this abortion be treated under the patriot act before it expires on May 31st.
During our clinical trails entitled "keeping up with the kardashians" science has shown that a kardashian shows no signs of consciousness or brain function until well after the 150th trimester. It is the humane thing.



