Legalize The Consumption Of Special Ed Kids

The Chromosomes For Food Society wishes to create many new jobs in America, while getting rid of the thing that holds our education back. We propose that we inhumanly terminate all of the children with special needs so extreme, that they cannot be of any help to society, and only take our resources. We propose that we turn all of the country's hopeless special ed kids into chromosome patties. It is a simple procedure which includes rounding up all of the hopeless ones, putting them in boxcars, and shipping them off like cattle, to a secure facility where they will be tested for muscle strength, fat count, and amount of chromosomes. They will then be put into a steamrolling-conveyor belt where they will be smooshed into food so we can help the useful people, like the starving Africans.