We want Kinder Eggs to be legal!
Kinder Surprise: Adorable, inexpensive, delicious chocolate eggs with a plastic egg and collectible toy inside.
Available almost anywhere in the world except for the United States.
They are banned for sale or import and even a small amount for "personal use" triggers a large fine and confiscation at the border.
Why are they banned? Because the US bans any food that fully encapsulated a non-food item, as a choking hazard.
Us, Americans aren't stupid, we can manage to discover the egg-sized prize egg without choking on it. We don't need a nanny state to police our novelty chocolate consumption.
Everyone else in the world, including children over the age of three, enjoy these treats, why can't we?