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legalize punching someone in the face for providing unwanted directions

Created by M.H. on January 01, 2013

Satellite-based navigation devices are now a common part of modern life. However, there is a small population that ignores requests for addresses and instead reply with meandering, long-winded directions. These individuals often ignore interruption attempts and continue with their sprawling, inaccurate directions.

It is time to tighten laws on what is considered an "assault" to allow people who possess a GPS navigation device or smart phone to strike givers of unwanted directions a single time in the face with a closed fist.

For too long this justified action has been mislabeled as "violence" when it should be recognized as both a corrective action and a mild form of criticism. Only through a righteous punch in the face will unwanted direction-givers be cured of their social disease.

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