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Legalize the use of electric cattle prods to help fix the obesity epidemic.

Created by J.R. on May 19, 2014

Since morbidly obese people refuse to get off their asses and lose weight themselves, it should be put into the hands of others. A solution to this is to hire someone to chase said morbidly obese person around with a cattle prod to help "motivate" them to exercise. Not only will this help with the obesity epidemic but it will also help create new jobs.

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