We all know Lebron. He's like our best friend in many ways. Always has the hot pockets ready. Never loses his keys. Drinks Sprite and reminds us of the times we spent on Grandpa's lap watching the sunset wash over the farm on those midsummer evenings... ah.... Lebron.
But Lebron could be better! By changing his name to The Bron, he'll seem more menacing and powerful on the court and any opponent would be honored to be defeated by him in combat.
So let's change America with one simple thing: A name change.