The Obama administration has done nothing on this issue for too long. Free Fatt Molensbee from his chains. This name-joke, the greatest and most fitting name-joke in the history of name-jokes, is vital to giving America hope again. That is why I hereby petition for you, President Barack Obama, to legally require Matt Folensbee to change his name to Fatt 'Lord Farquaad' Molensbee.
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