As a national monument to the accuracy of the liberal media, we the people choose to entitle Mr. Rivera with a real American name and thus dub him Gerald River. Furthermore, we the people believe Mr. River would henceforth look better clean shaven and therefore make it a requirement for him to appear clean shaven hereafter.
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