Currently, as noted by the popular entertainment site "Clickhole," the USA is ranked 182nd in the world alphabetically. By legally changing the country's name to "America, The United States Of," we would be poised to move from 182nd in the world to the top 5.
Other than reprinting costs, this change would cost next to nothing. People talk about our country being in decline. Let's move back to the top.
If this idea is not implemented, an alternative may be to legally require that countries be listed in reverse alphabetical order in all American schools.