Whether you've heard them on the radio or whether you were casually channel surfing when you stumbled across Nickelback, the result is the same. Within the first 5 seconds of any given Nickelback song, a near-irrestistable urge to gouge out your own eardrums will erupt within you like a volcano.
There is absolutely nothing musically or lyrically redeeming about this "music" or the people who listen to it. I don't think it would be an exaggeration to say that it does as much OR MORE damage to this country than crystal meth or heroin. It is an epidemic that is threatening to wipe decency and good taste off the face of the earth.
It is our job, as Americans, to ensure the safety of our people.