legally mandate that mutant ninja turtles are mutants and not aliens.

There has been a movement in Hollywood to change the origin of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from mutants to aliens. This is slanderous! It is a known fact that the TMNTs are in fact mutants and not extraterrestrial life forms. The Obama Administration needs to take action to defend the TMNT for the civil rights of mutants everywhere! Cowabunga!