legally state the term "Selfie Stick" as the official derogatory term for the year 2015.

In the year 2015, the 25th year of our lord,Taylor Swift, language remains to be the foundation upon which all of humanity and it's functionality as a species rests upon. It is of paramount importance that we as a people not only have the right to accurately communicate our thoughts, hopes and dreams to each other but to also be equipped with the proper knowledge and vocabulary required to do so in a precise manner that reflects the proud heritage that it is to be an American. It is with that in mind that we the people beseech the government to take a stand alongside the citizens that they democratically represent and once and for all pass the bill that will legally state the term "Selfie Stick" as the government sanctioned, official derogatory term for the year 2015.