My Fellow Earthlings,
As you undoubtedly know, the allegedly scandalous events currently embroiling the American Presidency as well as our fine, beloved President - and very close personal friend and admirer of mine - Willie the Weasel.
Well, I've been reading and watching news thingies and I'm getting damn upset at the cacophonous gaggle of so-called nazi, commie, liberal, right-wing media pundits, prognosticators and alleged commentators -- probably instigated by that damn Cronkeit and his Edgar R Morrow and Fred Sullivan buddies -- all calling for our beloved and fine President's impeachment and/or resignation for allegedly "lying under oats."
Perhaps if an impeachable offense with a bit more ACTION words were put into play, such an action might succeed. But I doubt it.