In the Citizens United Supreme Court case, the Supreme Court Declared that Corporations were in fact people- and that money was in fact free speech. Therefore, I firmly believe, that it only makes sense to allow for corporations- the true bastions of our nations wellfare- to be able to run for public office.
Corporations would do a much better job running congress than ordinary people can, because their policies would obviously create jobs, and there would be absolutely no lobbying. Plus, people could get in touch with their congressman (since no corporations are women), through the wonderful Customer Service Representatives, allowing for better communication between people and congress.
So, in the sake of creating jobs, and the general welfare- allow Corporations to run for office!