Mr. President,
My Name is David Taylor,
You seem like a cool cat, I like sports, you like sports, lets cut the shit, Greg Schiano is running a fucking MRSA factory over in Tampa Bay. If you want to watch innocent American civilians fall victim to a bacterial horror well then the blood is on your hands. If you would like to fix the current situation then you understand why I am taking the time out of my personal schedule to lead this team out of the cellar and into a modern day underdog playoff run. Mathematically Tampa may be eliminated, but by not letting me start at QB you are not doing the entire NFL a disservice, but you in turn letting Josh Freeman think he is passing as a plausible starting NFL QB. Tampa doesn't know me, but fuck it, they'd rather have me.
Love,
David Taylor