We need to build an army of Phil Swift clones that will distribute Danimals to the children. Phil Swift is an honorable man who has saved us so many times from leaks with his miracle working flexseal. If we could have an army of him distribute nutritious snacks (Danimals preferrably) to our children once a school day, it would keep them focused and they'd get to see a great role model. That's basically what part of the department of education needs to be devoted to.
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