Dear America,
We believe that if Donald Trump can wear a faux fur throw on his head, Barack Obama should have one in his home. For this level of decor disparity constitutes a shameful disregard to the Declaration of Independence that was set forth on July 4th, 1776.
If you believe that all men are created equal, then you will vote to make Obama’s post-White House home beautiful… again.
When our mission is successful, President Obama and his family will find themselves living in a Havenly-designed home. In our most cherished visualizations for the future, we imagine the president kicking back with his presidential rump resting luxuriously on a faux fur throw that decidedly resembles the noggin of our dear friend, Mr. Trump.
You’re either stylish or against us! Sign our petition today!