Let Inter-galactic travelers work in american small buisnesses to better enhance our understanding of their technology.

Every year little green men come down from mars to visit our planet. They unfortunately are shot down by our defense systems and have no way of returning home. current policy dictates that to apply for citizenship you must be a human. This is wrong and unbielievably stereotypical (not all aliens want my brains or yours) in turn im proposing allowing aliens to work in small buisness to raise money for their long trip back to mars. we can learn alot from these creatures who call themselves Zoobonktuniklered (Zoo- Baw- N- K- Shiz- what) i hope you understand the urgency of this matter and bring it to the attention of our national leaders. thankyou .