My llama Gerald and I met one fateful evening at Llama-con, And since then I knew it would last forever. We went out for a stroll, when suddenly Gerald asked me to make sweet sweet-love to him on my farm. I had to explain that the government wouldn't approve. Then something magical happened. He kneeled down, pulling out an engagement ring. I said yes, not realizing the discrimination and persecution that would follow. This is a story of two forbidden lovers, much like Romeo and Juliet. I please beg you, legalize human-llama marriage and intercourse. I want to spend the rest of my life with Gerald. He is my soul mate and the light of my life. Thank you.
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