We, and by "we" I mean just me so far, wish to inaugurate Miles Mashburn as President of the United States for a while. Now I'm not saying a whole term, just like a month or two would be good. My qualifications are unsurpassed. I wouldn't say I'm an EXPERT on fiscal or foreign policy, but I have heard those words before. In regards to my age, I'm not QUITE old enough to be President yet, but I am if you round up to the nearest 35. Furthermore, I have seen The Dark Knight Rises four times, so I know how to defend the nation. My first action as President would be to change the name of our country to "America, The Sovereign Nation of Badassery from New York to LA Bitches." In conclusion, I hope the American people will support me by signing this petition. Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. CoverGirl.
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