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Let Texas secede, and make them take a few of these other hick states with them.

Created by J.R. on November 24, 2012

A few hundred thousand of these red-necks seem to think they'll be better off on their own. Let's find out. After they figure out how to raise an army and create a shiny new economy they should be very happy denying gay people equal rights, pretending science isn't real and preparing for the impending United Nations invasion. Who knows, maybe Fox News will follow their audience and leave the rest of us alone... Here's to hoping.

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