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Let Those Stupid M*therf*ckers Who Want to Secede, Leave. And, in Fact, Help Them Pack Their Sh*t, and Boot 'Em Out.

Created by S.L. on November 15, 2012

When, in the Course of Human Events, people get so damn stupid that they are fully determined to shoot themselves in the foot, it is incumbent upon the rest of us to not only let them, but provide a safe distance for the rest of us from which the aforementioned nut jobs may willfully and lawfully go assfirst into the void of Human Experience.
I therefore Petition the Federal Government of the United States of America to empower those who would Secede from this Great and Glorious Union with the Right to Get the Hell Out and don't let the Proverbial Door of Democracy hit you on the Collective Ass on your way out.

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