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Let Tommy Wiseau direct Star Wars VII

Created by R.B. on January 26, 2013

Oh hi, Obama... Please talk to me please. The Star War would of been a dream. Why, JJ Abrams???????? Why?!? Why???? Why???? You're tearing me apart, George Lucas!!!!!!!! My movie would of been so beautiful and sexy... Like my girlfriend Lisa I love her so much even though she cheated on me with my best friend. I would of love to get this movie. It would be like a promotion. Everyone betrayed me. I am fed up with this world. Maybe I will order a pizza.. I don't care what kind. People say I am not right for it but how can they say that about me? Star War is so beautiful and sexy. I look forward to working this movie. Okay, thanks, bye!

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