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let us keep our goddamn shoes and belts on at the airport

Created by S.J. on November 13, 2012

We are all sick of taking our shoes and belts off at the airport. This policy has done nothing to make us more secure. So just let us keep our damn shoes and belts on! We already let you see our nut sacks and lady parts in body scanners. Just give us a damn break and keep starring at our schlongs and boobs while we still have our shoes and belts on.

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