It's been a long time coming. Admit it. You've completely lost touch with Orion's Belt in the night sky. It's lost all meaning because you look up and think, "well yeah. It's been like that forever." Do we want to keep the name? I have no emotional attachment to it... But I do have emotional attachment to something:
Daddy's Belt.
The words alone bring a shiver up my spine. Now if that's not the reaction you're looking for when gazing at the stars, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Who's with me to bring that feeling back to astronomy!