Enough is enough. She's slowly becoming a walking talking Facebook profile. Worse yet, I think she's really starting to think people care. Doctors say there's still a real girl under there somewhere, but we need your help to stop the process before it's too late.
America, please join me in limiting Kate to 5 Facebook statuses per week. Furthermore we should place a ban on any status related to relationships, food, or acting cockier than has any right being.
Thank you for your support. With your support, we can save her, and the rest of us can finally give the sore spot on our foreheads that's resulted from slapping ourselves some time to heal.
President Obama, we call on you to take action.
#stopthemonster