LLAMA EMOJI: Something every American with an iphone needs in their life.

My fellow Americans, right now there is no llama emoji to choose from if you have an I-Phone, which I find just absolutely appalling. We live in America- land of the free, home of the brave. Why do i in particular view this this as such an injustice? BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF CAMEL EMOJIS! Thats some bullshit. Llamas you see serve as a perfect vessel to describe human emotions- for example- llamas will spit at other llamas in order to establish the pecking order within the group, to ward off an unwanted suitor, or to say "Bug off!". A llama who has been mishandled, feels abused, or threatened may occasionally spit at humans. Does the llama next to the droplets of water not send the perfectly demur and demeaning message to an ex to f*&ck off? I think so. #FreeTheLlamaEmoji