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Lobby for a constitutional amendment allowing Donald Trump to be forcibly launched into space on a giant catapult.

Created by D.A. on December 08, 2015

Donald Trump's most recent policy proposals on immigration are bigoted and un-American. Becaus it is not currently legal to single out an individual, we propose a constitutional amendment to allow the targeting of Donald Trump for involuntary space conscription.

After passage of this amendment by 2/3 of Congress and 38 states, we hope congress will appropriate funds to design and build a giant catapult, capable of launching Mr. Trump into interstellar space, and that the president will direct the FBI to arrest and deliver him to NASA.

The proposed amendment would not only allow of us to rid ourselves of Donald Trump, but also serve a scientific purpose: scientists can study the effects of one-way space travel with an experiment that would be unethical to conduct with any other subject.

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