localize oil away from foreign soil and make unicorn meat a required ingredient to all baked goods.

What? Unicorn meat is really good. Especially in brownies. I mean who else is going to eat all that meat? Certainly not me. Or my dog, he gets sick if he eats meat. That's why he's a vegetarian. Plus, if we move oil away from foreign land and export our extra that will give a big boost to our economy. America needs to use it or lose it. Our oil I mean. Seriously, it's a problem. It needs to stop.