Lock members of both houses of congress in their chambers until they either do their job or fight.

I petition that the President exercise the authority he has to direct someone to obtain metal chains, padlocks, and two portable restrooms to lock members of both the House and the Senate in their chambers until they either do their job and pass legislation (from any party) or they devolve and physically fight one another. This event should be live-streamed over the internet and made a pay-per-view event, with the proceeds going towards paying down the national debt.