For the love of God and anything holy, rescue those who are forever in debt of Mrs. Carnes 6th period algebra 2 class

For those that are unaware, in the sleepy town of Exeter California, there is a force that is threatening the very lives of everyday high school students. From the hours of 8 AM to 3:12 PM, the student body is put through the meat grinder we call periods 2-6... The ring leader of this God forsaken circus act goes by the name Jenny Carnes. Our friend Jenny here finds pleasures in the little things like math, and education, however she doesn't realize that in her efforts to better our generation class by class, she is actually slowly killing us via textbooks and whiteboard demonstrations... Or shall I say white-BORED, it's truly an imperishable nightmare that reigns forever upon us for 180 days a year, always lurking nearby like a sad puppy or a case of syphalis... Please sign and free us al