Opponents of the Paycheck Fairness Act say Women can't have the same wages as men, because then they'd want to be paid more, they would pay lawyers lots of money to help them sue to get paid their fair wage, businesses would go out of business, and the economy would be ruined, and everyone would be out of a job.
Well, no problem then - I can solve both problems. Don't raise women's wages if it means hurting the economy. Lower the men's wages so everyone has access to the same things regardless of gender. Let's start with all the male congressmen, if they want to show solidarity with their female constituents, and let them know they feels their unconstitutional pain.
Or if not a full 30%, lower by 15% and give the other 15% to impoverished women's charity.



