We all love the classic Rubik's Cube, but it has come to my attention that they may be slightly over-priced. During these hard economic times, we can't afford to waste any money. We need to find ways to save money while supplying our nation with endless fun.
My proposal is simple, lower the cost of owning a Rubik's Cube by 35%. I've done my homework here, I know. At 35%, everyone in our great nation will be able to own their very own Rubik's Cube.
The other option, Mr. Obama, is that the government constructs a 50 by 50 Rubik's Cube for my enjoyment. Once I no longer enjoy the device, we can give it to African children... Think about the children.
You may be asking "why would we need to lower the price of Rubik's Cubes, they only cost $10?". Well don't, just sign the petition!