This country is in dire need of control over the world's Pasta supply. The Obama Administration has totally and completely failed our citizens in this regard. We request that a federal department be created in order to regulate Pasta, and we propose the installment of Alesha Martin (aka Squee) as the Secretary of Pasta (aka Pasta Czar)
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