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Make Alexander LaSalle the new Secretary of Tacos.

Created by A.L. on November 13, 2012

The Obama Administration has, through its four years in power, consistently failed the US in regards to economic improvement. This includes the market for tacos.

In order to stabilize that segment of the economy, we wish to see a Secretary of Tacos head up a new federal department in order to ensure that the prices and quantity of Tacos remain stable and fair for all Americans.

We also propose that Alexander LaSalle of Georgia Southern University be made Secretary of Tacos. His qualifications include a fondness for tacos, as well as an incredible head of hair.

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