Making decisions can be hard - especially when world order is resting on those decisions! Sure, you can ask members of your cabinet, or allow Congress to decide, but everyone seems to have their own motives for why they feel their decision is best.
That's why you should turn to the only proven method for making unbiased decisions - the Magic 8-Ball.
The Magic 8-Ball can help decide everything from new interns to foreign policy. It can help you discover the best choices for federal judges and cabinet members.
Magic 8-Ball can even help decide who we go to war with! Think we should go to war with Libya? Maybe the 8-Ball will tell you that Portugal is the better choice to war with!
That's why we are petitioning this administration to make the only decision it can - choose a Magic 8-ball!
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