The Star Spangled Banner is great and all, but it's the 21st century. In order to promote the strength and awesomeness of America, we petition the executive branch to ditch the old, and make "America, F*uck Yeah" the new national anthem. Never before in our nations history has a single song more accurately described the American people and what we stand for, it's time to tell the world that we are America, and f*ck yeah. Fin.
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