Make bacon the official food of the United States of America.

Let's face it. The United States of America have been through some trying times, but one thing has always remained constant... Our national love of the ever scrumptious bacon. When we wake up in the morning, we want to hear the piercing sound of a Bald Eagle's screech, we want to be with the person that we love and we want to eat some bacon. It is an absolute phenomenon that these tasty morsels of pork can inspire Americans to accomplish such great things. Every great American has had bacon at some point in their life. That's a 100% success rate. We the people demand that we award such a great food with the title of our nation's official food. Canada has already tried to claim it, WE CANNOT LET THEM. I challenge my fellow Americans and this administration to take this great step.