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make being a #RudeTeen a federal crime punishable by an indefinite stay in juvie.

Created by P.H. on July 29, 2014

I'm sick and tired of being harassed by #RudeTeens (especially Moishe Lu)! According to my local police department, as it stands, #RudeTeens can only be punished if they "commit a crime." This is horse manure! Being a #RudeTeen should be a crime in and of itself in all fifty states of this glorious nation. I weep for a future where #RudeTeens, allowed to run rampant, grow into a generation of #RudeAdults who get their jollies making fun of yours truly. We must nip #RudeTeenism in the bud by sending #teens to juvie at the first sign of #rudeness. Doing so would be this administration's crowning achievement.

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