Ben Affleck wants to become America’s next Batman in 2015. But what do we really know about Ben Affleck?
He claims he was born in California. And then he claims he was born in Berkeley. Well, which is it, Ben Affleck? Is he even American? Has anyone seen his birth certificate? Do we want a man born in - oh, I don't know - Kenya, to be in the sacred Batcave? For all we know, Ben Affleck’s parents are alive and well!
If the rumors I’ve started are true, Ben Affleck hates America. How much does he hate America? Ben Affleck was personally involved in Pearl Harbor, one of the largest attacks on America. Do we want this kind of man instilling fear in the hearts of our criminals?