make Big Bird President of the state of Mississippi should it secede. He is the best candidate & cares about our future

Since there are many people out there who want the state of Mississippi to secede from the Union, we are going to need a qualified, leader to run this state and educate our youth. As an immigrant I can attest to the fact that Big Bird was my first ESL teacher. Today, I speak perfect English, as do many immigrants (including undocumented DREAMers), and I can read and write too. Earlier this week, several protesters wrote the world SECDEE instead of secede, and I believe Big Bird will at least help us make this a smooth transition, and at least help secessionists spell the word SECEDE correctly.