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Make Chet Haze to quit rapping. Mow his daddy's lawn and clean his room.

Created by R.Q. on March 31, 2015

We the people ask that Chet Haze drop his rap alias and return to his birth name, Tom Hank's son. We ask that he stops speaking and acting as if he came from anywhere other than Tom Hank's penis and that he leave it up to his brother Colin to continue in his father's footsteps as an artistic talent. Chester is super wack and must be stopped. He's corny. God bless America and May Tom ground Chester.

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