Is there anything more disgusting than being confined in a small space with someone that chews with their mouth open? I think not. Its the greatest travesty ever, and clearly something that needs to be addressed immediately. Now I'm not saying I'm in favor of be-headings... but I'm not against it in this case. Also, burning them alive may seem like a stretch at first consideration, but I challenge you to keep that opinion after a week in the office I share with my coworker. I'm also open to the idea of de-teething repeat offenders.
This is a serious issue that must be addressed immediately. Our wars are old news. The economy can wait. Social equality is nearly as important, but not as widely appreciated. We must do something to end this vile act against mankind.