I'm sure that you have had the opportunity at some point to visit a fast-food restaurant. Many of these restaurants serve a dish that is beyond comparison... the Chicken Nugget. My plea is that we make this animal the National Bird of the United States. You may be thinking to yourself, "but the Chicken Nugget isn't an animal." Well my friend, you couldn't be more wrong. You can trust my claims because I have been eating Chicken Nuggets for almost 16 years now. You might even consider me a Chicken Nuggetologist.
I alone understand that these majestic creatures are an ever-present constant in an ever-changing universe. Now compare the Nugget to the scavenging Bald Eagle, and I think you'll see things from my point of view. Thanks you for your time.
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