Jason Marquis is the leading cause of sadness for fans of the team he is currently playing on. Cincinnati residents are so depressed that some of them have resorted to crying and sometimes even eating that local weird chili that tastes kind of like pumpkin pie filling. Have you eaten that chili? It's even worse and I may have to do a second petition on that. Real chili is only meat and chili and it's not a condiment no matter what people on Twitter says, especially *that guy* (you guys know who I mean). You know what condiment is underrated? Horseradish. I wouldn't mind if that replaced Ketchup as a standard condiment. Then Kenny Rogers near me used to have a horseradish pump when I was a kid, but I haven't had one near me in years. Oh yeah, release Jason Marquis.
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